Funny quote Quote by Chanceus Karrucci Download Open image ““He was all over me like brown rice!”” — Chanceus Karrucci ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quote Humor Stereotypes
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“He taunted me, "Pony boy, pony boy," because I liked ponies. Pony boy. He always came to vent his anger of dragons on me.… — Chanceus Karrucci Copy Share Image
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Money may not buy you happiness, but it does buy you all the shit you want!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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