Humor Quote by Celeste Holmes Download Open image ““I like talkin' in a Southern accident.”” — Celeste Holmes ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“You ask me about tragic accidents? If I am on my tractor at my farm and it rolls over on me and kills me,… — Dale Earnhardt Copy Share Image
“We aren’t slow in the South; we just savor our moments. Southerners can sit on a porch all afternoon trying to guess the color… — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
“...you can't put nothing past these southern boys. They just sit around waiting for somebody to kill their brother so they can get started… — Alden Bell Copy Share Image
“My ex girlfriend, she gave great log cabin. But she couldn’t write a speech like Lincoln. So I grew a beard and broke up… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. He had the two wards of the fucking Marshal of the fucking Southern Provinces in a stolen car. An… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“If i wasn't an accident mustn't I be a crushing disappointment?” — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“And I know it doesn't matter what I say now, because I fucked things up... just like I always do." "Trav?" "Yeah?" "Don't drive… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“Ranger slung an arm around my shoulders and kissed me on the top of my head. “Someday I need to talk to you about… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
