"A man goes to a bar and sees……" — Celeste Hartman

"A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, Wow, nice legs! She is flattered and replies, You really think so? The man says, Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

Celeste Hartman

76 Quotes by Celeste Hartman

Celeste Hartman has 76 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

See all 76 quotes by Celeste Hartman »

More Bar Quotes

This quote is filed under Bar Quotes, one of 855 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

See all 855 Bar Quotes »