Celeste Hartman Quotes
- Cute outfit for anywhere
- When in doubt, look it up on Google.
- Just remember, I can always make your death look like an accident. :)
- Ways to die: Steal my food
- If I were famous, I would go around knocking on peoples doors saying Hello, yes it's me.
- I love learning bad things about people I hate.
- Does anyone actually know what to do when people are singing happy birthday to you?
- I fail to understand the Good part of Good Morning.
- I have to be funny because being hot is not an option.
- You would be amazed how much I'm wrong when people say guess what.
- When you take a selfie so good, you don't believe its you!
- If you like someone, tell them. Or stalk them on every single social network and cry yourself to sleep every night. It's up to you.
- What's the point of blurring out the middle finger on TV. It's not like you had me fooled. What's behind it...an umbrella? An elephant?
- Everyone has that ex that they don't want the world to know they ever dated.
- Just Kidding: Saying what you really want and getting away with it.
- Don't you just hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?
- Me: *laughs* Parents: What's so funny? What's going on? Who are you talking to? Can I see what the joke is? Are you hiding something?
- We all have that one friend we can't be serious with.
- I clapped because its finished, not because I liked it.
- Every time I come in the kitchen u in the kitchen, in the damn refrigerator eating up all of the food.