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• You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and… — Jack Handey
• True luxury is being able to own your time - to be able to take a walk, sit on your porch, read… — Ashton Kutcher
• I've got a lot of cutting and pasting to do, gentlemen, so why don't you please return to your porch rockers and… — Albert Rosenfeld
• If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after… — Lyndon B. Johnson
• i would court you with passion, if things were different. you'd never get me off your porch swing. — Laura Whitcomb
• If I could be the reason your hair's a mess The bass drum beatin way down deep in your chest If I… — Brett Eldredge
• If I could be the reason your hair's a mess, The bass drum beatin way down deep in your chest, If I… — Unknown Author
• I'm gonna light a tiki torch, I'm gonna throw it on your porch. — Offspring
• When Life rings your door bell and leaves a burning bag of poo on your porch don't step on it, instead put… — Unknown Author

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