Your Porch Quotes

9 quotes by 8 authors

• You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests? Just… — Jack Handey
• True luxury is being able to own your time - to be able to take a walk, sit on your porch, read the paper, not… — Ashton Kutcher
• I've got a lot of cutting and pasting to do, gentlemen, so why don't you please return to your porch rockers and resume whittling. — Albert Rosenfeld
• If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape… — Lyndon B. Johnson
• i would court you with passion, if things were different. you'd never get me off your porch swing. — Laura Whitcomb
• If I could be the reason your hair's a mess The bass drum beatin way down deep in your chest If I could be the… — Brett Eldredge
• If I could be the reason your hair's a mess, The bass drum beatin way down deep in your chest, If I could be the… — Unknown Author
• I'm gonna light a tiki torch, I'm gonna throw it on your porch. — Offspring
• When Life rings your door bell and leaves a burning bag of poo on your porch don't step on it, instead put it out by… — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These Your Porch Quotes

8 authors contributed a total of 9 Your Porch Quotes as follows:

• 2 Your Porch Quotes by Unknown Author
• 1 Your Porch Quote by Offspring
• 1 Your Porch Quote by Jack Handey
• 1 Your Porch Quote by Ashton Kutcher
• 1 Your Porch Quote by Albert Rosenfeld
• 1 Your Porch Quote by Lyndon B. Johnson
• 1 Your Porch Quote by Laura Whitcomb
• 1 Your Porch Quote by Brett Eldredge