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Your Mouth Quotes by Daniel Handler
- If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.
- You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.
- Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.
More Your Mouth Quotes
- I don't really have anything to say. Basketball is not a game that you can play with your mouth. It needs action… — Yao Ming
- Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do. — Becca Fitzpatrick
- It's disgusting, but my father taught me when your mouth gets dry, just suck the sweat out of your own jersey. There's… — Kobe Bryant
- To take wine into your mouth is to savor a droplet of the river of human history. — Clifton Fadiman
- Once you have the cap and gown all you need do is open your mouth. Whatever nonsense you talk becomes wisdom and… — Moliere
- I prefer a kiss that is so much more than just a tongue in your mouth. — Katherine Heigl
- If the first words out of your mouth are to cry 'political correctness!', ... chances are very, very high that you are… — N.K. Jemisin
- There are two things over which you have complete dominion, authority, and control – your mind and your mouth. — Molefi Kete Asante