"Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up……" — Daniel Handler
"Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth."
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495 Quotes by Daniel Handler
Daniel Handler has 495 quotes on this site.
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One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy…
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The Long Goodbye' is one book I like to read over and over again, and it was an enormous inspiration…
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I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone.
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Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring…
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One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very…
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This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
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The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great…
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You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so…
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I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we're in…
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The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
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Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make - bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake…
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How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like getting kissed…
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When I am finishing a picture, I hold some God-made object up to it - a rock, a flower, the…
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I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let…
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For some years now I have read through the Bible twice every year. If you picture the Bible to be…
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I hope the necessity will at length be seen of establishing institutions, here as in Europe, where every branch of…
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No law can give Congress a backbone if it refuses to stand off as the coequal branch the Constitution made…
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The constitution supposes, what the History of all Governments demonstrates, that the Executive is the branch of power most interested…
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