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Peter Griffin has 37 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person…
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I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had…
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If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take this from…
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Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
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I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her,…
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Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.
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Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More…
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Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
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That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now…
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass.
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Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how…
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Stand perfectly still Lois, their vision is based on movement.
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Did you work for the money to buy those earrings? Or did your Daddy buy those for you?
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Liberals want the government to be your Mommy. Conservatives want government to be your Daddy. Libertarians want it to treat you like…
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Summertime And the living is easy Fish are jumpin' And the cotton is high Oh, your daddy's rich And your mama's good…
— George Gershwin
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You are responsible for your life. It doesn't matter what your Mama did. It doesn't matter what your Daddy didn't do. You…
— Oprah Winfrey
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If things go our way, you might see why I'm a legend. And if your daddy has a problem with that, he'll…
— Randy Orton
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Conservatives want to be your daddy, telling you what to do and what not to do. Liberals want to be your mommy,…
— David Boaz
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I wouldn't want to do a 'Maury Povich' show. Baby daddy! Who's your daddy? Who's your mama? I wouldn't want to do…
— NeNe Leakes
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Click bang, what a hang, your daddy just shot poor me.
— Jimi Hendrix
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Where I come from, the block become your daddy.
— Lil Wayne
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Fang laughed as he shoved Vane away 'Man, quit hugging on me. You are a perv." Vane punched him in the arm.…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Stop calling your akri your daddy. It makes my wings droop. (Xirena) My akri is my daddy. He said so and it…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Uh-huh, uh-huh, ohhhh, yeeeeeeeaaaah, who's your daddy...
— J R Ward
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