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- Mental illness can happen to anybody. You can be a dustman, a politician, a Tesco worker... anyone. It could be your dad,… — Frank Bruno
- There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'. — Jim Gaffigan
- If your dad is anything like mine, then you have no clue what to buy him for Father's Day. The only Father's… — Michael Showalter
- His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And...although, she's...wait...your mom's still...your mom's still alive.… — Joe Biden
- Did you work for the money to buy those earrings? Or did your Daddy buy those for you? — Molly Ringwald
- Nikah is a contract that transfers responsibilities. Therefore know the man you're thinking of marrying, and be sure that he is able… — Nouman Ali Khan
- The script changed so much over seven months and just had loads and loads of re-writes. I tried to tailor things to… — Robert Pattinson
- If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it,… — Billy Crystal
- I promise you, anybody given the choice of that kind of money or having to make a phone call to tell your… — Jennifer Lawrence
- Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk… — Dave Attell
- Liberals want the government to be your Mommy. Conservatives want government to be your Daddy. Libertarians want it to treat you like… — Andre Marrou
- Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's… — Unknown Author