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Your Quotes by Mark Twain
- Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
- Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.
- The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
- Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
- You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
- When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat…
- Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
- When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
- Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.
- What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
- It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
- Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.
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