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Your Quotes by Johnny Carson
- Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
- Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
- Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important…
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