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Every zombie story is fundamentally about a breakdown of order, with the infrastructure intact. That infrastructure might be on fire, yes.
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Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.
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Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?
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My advice to you is be boring, square, asshole parents... When I have kids, the most recent CD I will own -…
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There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of the external…
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I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time before I…
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The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human…
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It’s the method of consumption, not what’s on the plate.
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We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe.
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I'm still very much an atheist, except that I don't necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that's a weird…
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Even if you're popular, there are times when you just feel like you're not a part of things.
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Any acting job that I ever got, I always treated it like I was a neophyte, I didn't know what I was…
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Good roles are hard to come by, and whether they're a few lines or a lead, you snap 'em up when they…
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Rock stars are like sports stars: If you snap your ankle, you're done.
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There's all kinds of those moments in your life where either through a weird set of circumstances, or a song you hear,…
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Let me give you free advice, kid. Whenever something is coming for you, snap its neck or double tap. Never, ever hesitate.…
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But if you are a poor creature--poisoned by a wretched up-bringing in some house full of vulgar jealousies and senseless quarrels--saddled, by…
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I am an arm hitter. When you snap the bat with your wrists just as you meet the ball, you give the…
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So you're the head brother in charge now, huh? And did I just hear you say by the snap of your fingers…
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