Best Witty Facebook Status Words

109 Witty Facebook Status quotes by 62 unique authors

I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town. — Ritu Ghatourey
You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps. — Nishan Panwar
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. — Nikhil Saluja
Yes! I'm Poor! I'm So Poor That I Can't Even Afford Free Stuff : D — Rayo Saran
Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To Work! — Nishan Panwar
We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile. — Punkinhead Abhishek
Facebook is a place where humans communicate with each onther soooo wtf are you doing here this is not a Zoo!! — Natasha Uys
A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic — Joseph Stalin
Fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it's considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and 10+ years in… — Unknown Author

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