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Witty Quotes by James Thurber
- Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
- Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
- Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
- There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
- Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a…
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