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• I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them
• One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out
• I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday
• I am sure I have a defective iphone, I keep pressing the home button and Im still at work
• I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something
• Girls work on their looks but not their minds bcoz they know boys are stupid, not blind
• Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me
• Change your life today, don't gamble on your life
• My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer, she also hates it when I call her…
• I woke at wrong side of facebook, today is going to be such a drag
• My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film
• Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.

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