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• Juno: Oh wicked pic in the Pennysaver by the way. Super classy, not like those people with fake woods in the background.…
• Juno: Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday. Paulie: Katrina's not my girlfriend alright? And I doubt she…
• Juno: [showing ultrasound photo] It's a baby. It's your baby. It kinda looks like it's waving, you know, like it's saying, "Hey…
• Yeah I came as soon as I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvis. It was crazy actually, my step-mom verbally abused…
• Hey big-puffy-version-of-Junebug. -Mac MacGuff
• Like I'd marry you, you'd be the meanest wife ever ok? And I know that you weren't bored that day. Because there…
• Vanessa: Your parents are probably wondering where you are. Juno: Nah. I mean I'm already pregnant so what other kind of shenanigans…
• Juno: You're like... the coolest person I've ever met and you don't even have to try. Paulie: I try really hard actually.
• Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking. Juno: Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All…
• Juno: Can't we just like kick this old school. You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send it your…
• Well, you know, I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud, before it gets worse, because they were talking about…
• Bren MacGuff: When you move out I'm getting two Weimaraners! Juno: Woah dream big!

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