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RJ Berger has 21 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• You're going out with the Dark Knight?
• That kid's like 5 feet of pure Columbine.
• My name is R.J. Berger, and crime doesn't pay... at least not for me.
• Is that peanut oil and burnt hair?
• My name is RJ Berger, and taking the bus sucks.
• 100% guaranteed, no strings attached, porn-quality sex.
• What are you? The shamwow guy?
• School won't pay to fix the brakes on this yellow turd!
• It's called walking to school, fatty!
• I'm telling you, dude, school dances, they're just a conspiracy
• It's gonna be epic. Not as epic as the sex I'll be having after the winter formal.
• I'm gonna get some bite marks on my hang-low Saturday. Kevin, assuming you're even capable of getting a boner after sitting on…

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