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Wine Quotes by Mark Twain
- There are no standards of taste in wine... Each man's own taste is the standard, and a majority vote cannot decide for him or in…
- Nothing agrees with me. If I drink coffee, it gives me dyspepsia; if I drink wine, it gives me the gout; if I go to…
- The Germans are exceedingly fond of Rhine wines; they are put up in tall, slender bottles, and are considered a pleasant beverage. One tells them…
- One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derriere.
- Wine is a clog to the pen, not an inspiration.
- My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.
- High and fine literature is wine, and mine is only water; but everybody likes water.
- You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.
- My books are water; those of great geniuses are wine everybody drinks water.
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