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Will Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
- People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.
- Something is worth what somebody will pay for it. Nothing else, nothing more, nothing less.
- The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama…
- The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the…
- If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words,…
- Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
- Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him…
- Being a humorist is not a voluntary thing. You can tell this because in a situation where saying a funny thing will cause a lot…
- A lot of newspaper columns used to be written in a rat-a-tat-tat, fast-paced style - and they tended to be funny. They were a little…
- Liberals are always proposing perfectly insane ideas, laws that will make everybody happy, laws that will make everything right, make us live forever, and all…
- Some day you will be wheeled in for a heart bypass operation, and a surgeon will be the person who is now behind the counter…
- The difference between American parties is actually simple. Democrats are in favor of higher taxes to pay for greater spending, while Republicans are in favor…
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- I'm hoping someday that some kid, black or white, will hit more home runs than myself. Whoever it is, I'd be pulling… — Hank Aaron
- The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution. — Hannah Arendt
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- The spirit of Ubuntu, that once led Haiti to emerge as the first independent black nation in 1804, helped Venezuela, Colombia and… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Haiti, Haiti, the further I am from you, the less I breathe. Haiti, I love you, and I will love you always.… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I believe in anything that will engage the audience and make the story more effective. — J. J. Abrams
- You will never do anything in this world without courage. It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor. — Aristotle