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Will Quotes by Jenny Eclair
- People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes…
- The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather's going to be…
- A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.
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