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Wife Quotes by Bill Cosby
- Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.
- With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers.
- My wife and I have five children. And the reason why we have five children is because we do notwantsix.
- The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop arguing.
- My feeling is, personally, I want to die first... because I believe that when you die, your soul goes immediately up for judgment - and…
- Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
- I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like…
- A father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind…
- Sometimes I buy my wife flowers.
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- I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else. — Bella Abzug
- Passion is the evil in adultery. If a man has no opportunity of living with another man's wife, but if it is… — Saint Augustine
- It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a… — Jane Austen
- Husbands and wives generally understand when opposition will be vain. — Jane Austen
- Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses. — Francis Bacon
- He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or… — Francis Bacon
- In everyday life, my wife is the most wonderful. We're in love with each other beyond belief. — Christian Bale
- A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over. — Honore de Balzac
- A husband who submits to his wife's yoke is justly held an object of ridicule. A woman's influence ought to be entirely… — Honore de Balzac
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