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Why Quotes by Mark Twain
- Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. To live a fulfilled life, we…
- Why was the human race created? Or at least why wasn't something creditable created in place of it? God had His opportunity. He could have…
- I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in jail, and the…
- Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
- What is the real function, the essential function, the supreme function, of language? Isn't it merely to convey ideas and emotions? Certainly. Then if we…
- Why should anybody want to save the human race, or damn it either? Does God want its society? Does Satan?
- Never run after you own hat - others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun?
- When whole races and peoples conspire to propagate gigantic mute lies in the interest of tyrannies and shams, why should we care anything about the…
- I have damaged my intellect trying to imagine why a man should want to invent a repeating clock, and how another man could be found…
- There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore.
- Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
- When we think of friends, and call their faces out of the shadows, and their voices out of the echoes that faint along the corridors…
- Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion--several of them. He is…
- Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
- It is a time when one’s spirit is subdued and sad, one knows not why; when the past seems a storm-swept desolation, life a vanity…
- If you are with the quality, or at a funeral, or trying to go to sleep when you ain't sleepy - if you are anywheres…
- The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
- The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be?--it is the same the angels…
- It is a time when one's spirit is subdued and sad, one knows not why; when the past seems a storm-swept desolation, life a vanity…
- Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.
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- If someone is mad at you and you have no idea why, that means they are crazy. Or a girl. — Nikhil Saluja
- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- Why can't I just tell you how I feel? That you're constantly on my mind...that I'm crazy about you. Maybe it's because… — Superman
- I began writing at the age of 5, but there was a dark period between the ages of 8 and 16 when… — Margaret Atwood
- You looked into my eyes and whispered that you wanted to be with me, all my heart wanted to do was say… — Superman
- That's why I began doing makeup in the first place: I was hoping that through helping people see the beauty in themselves,… — Kevyn Aucoin
- Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip. — Aristophanes