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Why Quotes by Christopher Titus
- Everyone has an enemy. It's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, He gave us trees, but we knew what He meant.
- The government favors the most diplomatic language. That's why any letter to them should always start with, "Dear turkeys and foul maggots..."
- Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader.
- Why don't you climb down off the cross, take the wood to build a bridge, and get over it!
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