Week Quotes

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Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately… — Barack Obama
Some people stay longer in an hour than others can in a week. — William Dean Howells
It comes down to whether you believe in seven miraculous escapes a week or one guardian angel. — Robert Breault
According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House. — Jay Leno
Some people drift through their entire life. They do it one day at a time, one week at a time, one month at a time.… — Mary Kay Ash
My son, a perfect little boy of five years and three months, had ended his earthly life. You can never sympathize with me; you can… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
When people ask us how long does it take for something to manifest, we say, It takes as long as it takes you to release… — Esther Hicks
Here is my wish for you and every other child, woman, and man on the face of the earth: Spend one week saying only kind,… — Cheri Huber
Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'... but first, you… — Dennis Miller
I travel Europe every couple of weeks. I just came back from London, Holland and Denmark. Every nation on this planet has its issues with… — Montel Williams
What's the difference between a three-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In six weeks, the puppy stops whining. — Mike Ditka
Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week. — Groucho Marx
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof… — Bob Monkhouse
My name's been on this check for a week now. — Larry Bird
A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour. — Elbert Hubbard
You have to clean out the pig barn every week because you know your pigs are in there doing their jobs every day. — Don Meyer
I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my… — Demetri Martin
I went to school, majored in theatre, and said 'Mom, I have to choose my own destiny. I want to be an actor.' A couple… — Arsenio Hall
Some jobs are worse than actual wives. Ad agency vs. Matrimony, for instance: Even the most capricious and demanding spouse is not going to divorce… — P.J. O'Rourke
I remember that after that teaching given to me as a young man, as a boy, almost, by the President of the Church. I read… — Heber J. Grant

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