Week Quotes

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Sometimes, when something really great happens to me, I like to wait two weeks before I tell anyone about it, because I like to use… — Demetri Martin
We had a showing of Battlestar in LA last week. I walked out the door and there were 50 people. I signed a ton of… — Noah Hathaway
Joss Whedon said to me, 'If you think you are taking over the show, you have got another think coming.' He said, 'You are here… — James Marsters
I chose to wait to get my drivers license. Since I was working and I didn't have time, I got it like a week before… — Michelle Trachtenberg
Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn't do this I sent the kids off with umbrellas for… — Phyllis Diller
I have written some songs, but I would really call what I've done poetry at the end of the day, because I'll sit with my… — Amanda Seyfried
Itâ€™s very easy for me to gain weight. Even though I tried not eating for a week when I was really young, I couldnâ€™t do… — Amanda Seyfried
Each week, from a different point of view, you get another look at God, and that's exciting to me. — Della Reese
Now I walk every where I can. I also ride a stationary bicycle for a total of 30 minutes. I do it three or more… — Della Reese
I used to fight the pain, but recently this became clear to me: pain is not my enemy; it is my call to greatness. But… — Henry Rollins
Two or three times a week, I drive by the houses of numbers 78-100 just to rub it in, — Paul Reiser
There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldnâ€™t get to it. â€œI gotta go… — Jim Gaffigan
Whenever I'm out of town for at least a week, I feel like I should write a postcard or something, but you can be a… — Jim Gaffigan
I bounce off four walls, 24 hours a day, seven days a week, because I only sleep those four hours a day — Casper Van Dien
I don't want to write every week, it's too much trouble, and I shall only write when I want something. If you think I'm sick… — Robert Shaw
We've sent a man to the moon and that's 29,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away. You could drive… — Andy Rooney
I used to buy lottery tickets every week until I realised you could watch it on TV for nothing. — Jimmy Carr
Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe. — Rodney Dangerfield
My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill. — Rodney Dangerfield
I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped. — Rodney Dangerfield

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