Week Quotes

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It was pretty extensive - we worked out 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, for 3 months, which I think is more than… — David Carradine
I have to have an adjustment before I go into the ring. I do believe in chiropractic. I found that going to a chiropractor three… — Evander Holyfield
Im a McDonalds girl - several times a week. Usually the two-cheeseburger combo meal. — Nikki Cox
Mitch's Pizzaria... this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza. Special Note: coupon not good at any of the Mitch's Pizza locations. Free pizza oven with purchase… — Mitch Hedberg
I remember going to church about four times a week. I liked it a lot. — Victoria Jackson
Mitt Romney, who is on record saying that he would not waste money going after bin Laden, and on record saying he would not violate… — Bill Maher
Newt Gingrich was campaigning at a zoo this week and he was bitten by a penguin. Newt Gingrich is always campaigning at zoos. Mitt Romney… — Bill Maher
We learned this week that Mitt Romney is building a car elevator in his house. An elevator for your cars. I get the feeling this… — Bill Maher
African American Congressman Bobby Rush wore a hoodie on the floor of Congress to make a point this week. And they threw him out. They… — Bill Maher
That Mitt Romney, he is a master campaigner. This week he was introducing his wife, and he said, 'She is the heavyweight champion of my… — Bill Maher
Romney, Gingrich, Santorum spent their week lecturing America about the morality of birth control. You know, you guys don't need birth control, you are birth… — Bill Maher
We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama… — Bill Maher
You canâ€™t be a rational person six days a week and on one day of the week, go to a building, and think you are… — Bill Maher
This week Sarah Palin's memoir became a bestseller. It's not even out yet. It's being translated into English. — Bill Maher
Nowas you all know, this week, Pope Benedict told Vatican Radioâ€”you know, Vatican Radio, playing the hits from the 8th century, 9th century and todayâ€”Benedict… — Bill Maher
Which is why I'd like to tip off law enforcement to an even larger child-abusing religious cult. Its leader also has a compound. And this… — Bill Maher
Republicans don't have to accept evolution, economics, climatology, or human sexuality, but I just watched a week of their national convention, and I need them… — Bill Maher
I have to paint at least two times a week, and there's not enough time in the day to do everything. — Mary Lynn Rajskub
I definitely think the European weather has more of a factor than the European clay. I think the European weather changes from week to week,… — Andy Roddick
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. — Lloyd Bridges

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