Wearing Words and Sayings
1688 Wearing quotes by 1252 unique authors
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Let me get this straight, I piss my pants, I'm a loser. But if I piss my pants while wearing a diaper, Now I Win!
— Nikhil Saluja
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You got to have a cool watch, it's show off, but when your wearing a suit you can't wear too many accessories because your suit…
— Paritoshik Sharma
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If I see a guy wearing skinny jeans, I automatically judge it was a gift from his boyfriend.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Every time I see a dude wearing jeans with rips at the knee, I assume the rips came from sucking a lot of dick.
— Nikhil Saluja
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There's so many great designers. I'm a little bit of a vintage junkie when it comes to going out. I like to get unique pieces…
— Candice Accola
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Wearing retro shit, that's old fashion. Nigga, see what I'm saying, no closed caption.
— Big Sean
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You may think I am the happiest person ever and now you realize all I'm doing is wearing a mask that could fool you all.…
— Kinzz
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Be careful of everyone around you. Some may be true to you but some are just wearing a mask. If you trust and believe them…
— Silent Killer
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My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
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My daughter's too young, but my son is like, 'Okay, Dad's on TV, he's wearing puffy sleeves, and he's swinging a sword around. That's cool.'…
— James Marsden
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I hope to die with dignity and not be on my death bed pondering the afterlife wearing a diaper named Depends.
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
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If you ever see me wearing red pants feel free to punch me in the face.
— Nikhil Saluja
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I wear a hijab to cover my head and I'm proud of who I am. To the girls who think wearing a hijab will stop…
— Aleah
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