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• If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western,…
• Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant's foot. The planet barely notices. After the…
• Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no one wants…
• The "public" seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all accidents are…
• This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
• Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of terror and…
• I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last…
• Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard…
• Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?
• Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are not called…
• This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying…
• I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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