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Watches Quotes by Mark Twain
- Man is a marvelous curiosity...he thinks he is the Creator's pet...he even believes the Creator loves him; has passion for him; sits up nights to…
- Nothing is so ignorant as a man's left hand, except a lady's watch.
- Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.
- Every citizen of the republic ought to consider himself an unofficial policeman, and keep unsalaried watch and ward over the laws and their execution.
- If we could imagine such a man, that is a man who could invent the fly and send him out on his mission and furnish…
- My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its officeholders. The country is the real thing, the substantial thing,…
- Behold, the fool saith, "Put not all thine eggs in the one basket" - which is but a matter of saying, "Scatter your money and…
- If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply…
- We grant God the possession of all the qualities of mind except the one that keeps the others healthy; that watches over their dignity; that…
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- I try to work on shows that I would want to watch. — J. J. Abrams
- As filmmakers, we can show where a person's mind goes, as opposed to theater, which is more to sit back and watch… — Darren Aronofsky
- I don't watch reality TV. — Dave Attell
- If you watch animals objectively for any length of time, you're driven to the conclusion that their main aim in life is… — David Attenborough
- I'm absolutely strict about it. When I land, I put my watch right, and I don't care what I feel like, I… — David Attenborough
- Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to… — Jane Austen
- The half minute which we daily devote to the winding-up of our watches is an exertion of labour almost insensible; yet, by… — Charles Babbage
- The simplest questions are the most profound. Where were you born? Where is your home? Where are you going? What are you… — Richard Bach
- I guess I watch more MTV than you do. I'm a junkie for it. — Sebastian Bach
- I don't watch the movies I make, so I haven't seen 'Footloose' since it came out. You see this young, hungry actor,… — Kevin Bacon
- Happy relationships are boring. We all want them in our own life. But I don't want to watch them on TV. — Alan Ball
- I am so spoiled. I cannot watch a show where it gets interrupted for ads. I have to TiVo it and skip… — Alan Ball