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David Sedaris has 225 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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In Paris you're always surrounded by French people.
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Kools and Newports were for black people and lower-class whites. Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and those who…
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Hugh returned from his trip, and days later I still sounded like a Red Chinese asking questions about the democratic hinterlands. "And…
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Lovers of audio books learn to live with compromise.
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If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve.
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I always used to reach for the cigarette when the phone rang, and I figured nobody would ever call me in Tokyo.…
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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.
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I felt uncomfortable calling myself a writer until I started with 'The New Yorker,' and then I was like, 'Okay, now you…
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I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who…
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I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like.
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Each one of us is left to choose our own quality of life and take pleasure where we find it with the…
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I started writing one afternoon when I was twenty, and ever since then I have written every day. At first I had…
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If civilization has risen from the Stone Age, it can rise again from the Wastepaper Age.
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There's none as deaf as those who won't listen. I get letters. If they are moronic, they go in the wastepaper basket,…
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At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket…
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good call. A second drag and your next stop's the wastepaper basket - and not to toss your kleenex, true.
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Characters develop as the book progresses, but any that start to bore me end up in the wastepaper basket. In real life,…
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The quality of a man's mind can generally be judged by the size of his wastepaper basket.
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Enjoy every moment of life because today's newspaper is tomorrows wastepaper
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