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War Quotes by Conan O'Brien
- People all over the world now are following our election. And according to a new international poll that just came out, I think this came…
- Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because…
- The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said…
- The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney…
- Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they can be…
- Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn't changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is…
More War Quotes
- As a kid, 'Star Wars' was much more my thing than 'Star Trek' was. — J. J. Abrams
- Upon his royal face there is no note how dread an army hath enrounded him. — William Shakespeare
- Strong men greet war, tempest, hard times. They wish, as Pindar said, to tread the floors of hell, with necessities as hard… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- O, Thou hast damnable iteration; and art, indeed, able to corrupt a saint. — William Shakespeare
- There live not three good men unhanged in England; and one of them is fat and grows old. — William Shakespeare
- A man can die but once. — William Shakespeare
- Go, bid the soldiers shoot. — William Shakespeare
- I will kill thee a hundred and fifty ways. — William Shakespeare