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• Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!
• I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone…
• I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.
• I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider.
• I never read a self-help book except for the Bible.
• I love movin'. I was observant growing up, watching Michael Jackson and John Travolta. I'd close my eyes, see the moves.
• I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean.
• I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good.
• I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help…
• I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented.
• I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends…
• Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.

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