Jon Heder Quotes

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• Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!
• I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill.
• I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.
• I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider.
• I never read a self-help book except for the Bible.
• I love movin'. I was observant growing up, watching Michael Jackson and John Travolta. I'd close my eyes, see the moves.
• I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean.
• I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good.
• I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book.
• I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented.
• I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great…
• Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.
• I don't think I ever will do a sex scene because of my religion and my personal standards.
• Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best.…
• Skaters are very much like peacocks.
• I think so much of the look, obviously including wardrobe, but the hair is a huge thing because it's basically the frame for your eyes…
• I always love messing with my own hair as much as I can; I don't normally like to wear wigs.
• What we did in our childhoods makes us who we are now.
• When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels bad about it to…
• I know at some point I would like to take on more dramatic roles.

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