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- I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.
- I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean.
- Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best.…
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- Throughout all of this confusion, I hope I somehow get to you. I practice all the things I'd say to tell you… — Superman
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- Most people would rather give than get affection. — Aristotle
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- I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts… — Kate Beckinsale
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- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino