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John Oliver has 98 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented,…
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Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.
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Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting.…
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Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.
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Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.
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News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.
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Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord…
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Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'
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Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states…
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If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come…
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You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter,
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One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.
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Popular Vowel quotes from across the collection:
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It's no use telling us that something was 'mysterious' or 'loathsome' or 'awe-inspiring' or 'voluptuous.' By direct description, by metaphor and simile,…
— C.S. Lewis
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School is consonantal in its unchanging schedule. God, full of possibility, is a vowel. Death: the ultimate consonant.
— Myla Goldberg
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J, n. A consonant in English, but some nations use it as a vowel . . . from a Latin verb, "jacere",…
— Ambrose Bierce
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On their own, each [character] is a victim of no importance. But when you bring them together, they become a dangerous weapon.…
— Claude Chabrol
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If you are serious about volleyball, the only months to stop playing are those without a vowel.
— John Kessel
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Life's a wheel of fortune and y'all can't buy a vowel.
— Lil Kim
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Brute animals have the vowel sounds; man only can utter consonants.
— Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
— Bill Cosby
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'Y' is about the weakest letter of all. 'Y' can't make up its mind if it's a vowel or a consonant, can…
— David Mitchell
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My favorite rhymes are sort of half-rhymes where you might just get the vowel sound the same, but it's not really a…
— Conor Oberst
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My family is from Liverpool, so I have some of those vowel sounds, I've got the slack tone of someone from Birmingham,…
— John Oliver
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[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.] Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "Double word score" box! Hobbes:…
— Bill Watterson
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