Vomit Quotes

112 quotes by 99 authors

What is that smell? (Nick) (It was like three-day-old cat vomit mixed with rotten asparagus.) Duck urine. It keeps the zombies from thinking Iâ€™m human.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Once in a while it happens that I vomit up a bunny... it's not reason for one to blush and isolate oneself and to walk… — Julio Cortazar
STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: 1 cup of cooked oatmeal 1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like… — Rachel RenÃ©e Russell
Here. (Zarek) What is it? (Astrid) Arsenic and vomit. (Zarek) Really? And yet you managed to hack that up so quietly. Who knew? Thanks. Iâ€™ve… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Fredrika Bimm, what do you think you're doing?" "Freaking out. Losing my mind. Thinking about snapping your husband's spine. Squashing the urge to vomit. Wishing… — MaryJanice Davidson
Ah! Bertie Bottâ€™s Every Flavor Beans! I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then Iâ€™m afraid Iâ€™ve… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Then what happens? Diana demanded â€œThen were hit with massive doeses of radiation. Itâ€™s invisible, but its like someone is shooting tiny bullets at you.… — Michael Grant
Love is the worst earthquake there is. Can crush you to the thickness of your bones. Love can be like cancer sometimes. Terminal. It can… — Francesca Lia Block
The early summer sky was the color of cat vomit. Of course, Tally thought, youâ€™d have to feed your cat only salmon-flavored cat food for… — Scott Westerfeld
Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate. — Chelsea Handler
being with people makes me vomit. I don't like em. I never did. — Clive Barker
Jon:'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?' Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much wine', the dwarf… — George R. R. Martin
I wanted to rub the human race in its own vomit, and force it to look in the mirror. — J. G. Ballard
Tunstell, this is your Alpha speaking. Do as I tell you. You must regurgitate now. Regurgitation is an involuntary action. You cannot simply order me… — Gail Carriger
I swing my arms to loosen myself up. Place my fists on my hips. then drop them to my sides. Saliva's filling my mouth at… — Suzanne Collins
IMBECILE!" the chef shouted. "Next time why don't you just put your whole HAND in the food, hey? Yes, your whole hand, or maybe your… — Kenneth Oppel
When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them. Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner. — Stephen Colbert
Sure, Iâ€™m dramatic and sloppily semi-cynical and semi-sentimental. But, in leisure years I could grow and choose my way. Now I am living on the… — Sylvia Plath
How?" I had seen it with my own eyes, but I still didn't believe it. Then something struck me. "Take off your shirt!" "I'm not… — Kiersten White
Defiance rose up like vomit. I swung back and yelled, "Don't ever do that again! — Ellen Hopkins

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