Vomit Quotes

112 Vomit quotes by 99 unique authors

Job-wise, I did have a moment of panic that I should have been a doctor a few years ago, but I hate when people vomit. — Kate Beckinsale
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. — Josh Billings
When I went to Los Angeles right after high school, I got some acting jobs, and I never, ever wanted to be an actress! Public… — Kelly Clarkson
I hate a hook. It nauseates me. I could vomit when I see one. It's like a rattlesnake in your pocket. — Ben Hogan
My one goal when I started was not to actually vomit on TV or run away. — Kate McKinnon
Whether you create, or you observe an objective piece of creativity, meditation should be the key. Without it, mind can only spread on the canvas… — Rajneesh
If someone starts talking about pride today I'm going to vomit... The Apache nation had pride and look where they are. The bushmen of Kalahari… — Unknown Author
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest: "Alcohol will… — George Carlin
It's one giant Bowflex commercial covered in booze vomit. — Corey Taylor
Heavy metal drives me bonkers, it makes me want to vomit, heavy metal really is a pile of puke. — Ian Gillan
I’m not a vomit in the club kinda girl. — Lady Gaga
When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of… — Aisha Tyler
You can't really dust for vomit. — Christopher Guest
I tend to gravitate toward the more powerful roles. As opposed to the doe-eyed girl who bats her eyelashes and runs around in towels, you… — Julia Stiles
Canadians, do not vomit on me! — Elizabeth Hardwick
When the white man came to Africa, the white man had the Bible and the African had the land, but now it is the white… — James A. Baldwin
St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their pants… — Unknown Author
Pornographic or erotic stories and pictures are worse than filthy or polluted food. The body has defenses to rid itself of unwholesome food. With a… — Dallin H. Oaks
In magic we have a variety of "uses" for our art beyond magic itself, which reminds me of the notion of art therapy. The rendering… — Derren Brown
Repentance is the vomit of the soul. — Thomas Brooks
Hello from the gutters of New York City, which are filled with dog manure, vomit, stale wine, urine, and blood. — David Berkowitz
Hello from the gutters of NYC, which is filled with dog manure, vomit, stale wine, urine,and blood. Hello from the sewers of NYC which swallow… — David Berkowitz
I wouldn't be worried to sit next to someone with Ebola virus on the Tube as long as they don't vomit on you or something.… — Peter Piot
The air is annoyingly potted with a multitude of minor vertical disturbances which sicken the passengers and keep us captives of our seat belts. We… — Ernest K. Gann
The man of impure speech is a person whose lips are but an opening and a supply pipe which hell uses to vomit its impurities… — John Vianney

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