Vomit Quotes

112 Vomit quotes by 99 unique authors

IMBECILE!" the chef shouted. "Next time why don't you just put your whole HAND in the food, hey? Yes, your whole hand, or maybe your… — Kenneth Oppel
When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them. Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner. — Stephen Colbert
Sure, I’m dramatic and sloppily semi-cynical and semi-sentimental. But, in leisure years I could grow and choose my way. Now I am living on the… — Sylvia Plath
How?" I had seen it with my own eyes, but I still didn't believe it. Then something struck me. "Take off your shirt!" "I'm not… — Kiersten White
Defiance rose up like vomit. I swung back and yelled, "Don't ever do that again! — Ellen Hopkins
For seven days she lay in bed looking sullenly at the ceiling as though resenting the death she had cultivated for so many years. Like… — William S. Burroughs
Why did you do it?" I say. "You want me dead. You were willing to do it yourself! What changed?" He presses his lips together… — Veronica Roth
Pain? He could handle that, no problem; it was the idea that the female he loved was suffering that made him want to either punch… — Tina St. John
You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He’s got mad skills.” Derek’s eyebrows crept up. “He can vomit and urinate at the same time and… — Ilona Andrews
I also believe in cigarettes, cholesterol, alcohol, carbon monoxide, masturbation, the Arts Council, nuclear weapons, the Daily Telegraph, and not properly labeling fatal poisons, but… — Dennis Potter
You're 30: You know stuff now. Your 20s were for 'ducking up,' as my auto-correct would say, and learning from those mistakes. (For instance, never… — Olivia Wilde
This is crazy Donald. When I see the prices at the mall, I just want to vomit. — Sarah Silverman
I'm so sick of Nancy Drew I could vomit. — Unknown Author
A man returns to his sin like a dog returns to its vomit. He is compelled to and knows not why. If he would but… — Marv Stark
Thank you Gag Reflex... for reminding me that there are some people who just make me throw up a little in my mouth every time… — Rose Etheridge
I like your boyfriend, Dahra said. Not many guys volunteer to carry ten gallons of diarrhea and vomit. Lana laughed. He's not my boyfriend. Yeah,… — Shalini
To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit. — Enoch Powell
I'm so high I can vomit on a comet — Lil Wayne
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. — Josh Billings
My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit. -Sue — Glee
Mac D-R-ebonics dope as chronic put to a beat and make it stink like vomit. — Mac Dre
That's cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit. — Nick Swardson
I tell dem how could dem cadet go down practice. Now I see dem own face and dem own wanna vomit. — Capleton
Berretts mi 12 guage nyam it. De shotgun vomit, yuh head shot slam it. — Aidonia
Ain't Got no cash, Ain't got no style, Ladies vomit when I smile, but does Zoidberg worry? — Zoidberg

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