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Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sportscar in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of…

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If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western,…
Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant's foot. The planet barely notices. After the…
Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no one wants…
The "public" seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all accidents are…
This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of terror and…
I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last…
Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard…
Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?
Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are not called…
This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying…
I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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Is this the generation of love? Hot blood, hot thoughts and hot deeds? Why, they are vipers. Is love a generation of… — William Shakespeare
To control the mind with force is like putting a viper in a basket. — Charan Singh
The gods have sent medicines for the venom of serpents, but there is no medicine for a bad woman. She is more… — Euripides
The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse. — Groucho Marx
Hence, viper thoughts, that coil around my mind,Reality's dark dream!I turn from you, and listen to the wind,Which long has raved unnoticed. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Some people say that you should go to all the parties, to the nightclubs, the Viper Room, and make contacts. And I… — Paul Walker
Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sportscar in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is… — Jeremy Clarkson
A second wife is hateful to the children of the first; a viper is not more hateful. — Euripides
The poisonous serpent of afflictions is sleeping in your mind; just as if a black viper were asleep in your room. You… — Gautama Buddha
You are a den of vipers and thieves. I intend to rout you out, and by the eternal God, I will rout… — Andrew Jackson
I do not believe in loving enemies; I have pretty hard work to love my friends. Neither do I believe in revenge.… — Robert Green Ingersoll
You are a den of vipers. I intend to rout you out and by the Eternal God I will rout you out.… — Andrew Jackson

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