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- The best sex I have ever had was with my vibrator. — Eva Longoria
- Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another… — Chelsea Handler
- She's vibrator dependent. — Mojo Nixon
- Ain't nothing greater than an x-rater with a nickname like Vibrator. — Snoop Dogg
- We did make use, from time to time, of candles, neckties, scarves, shoelaces, a little water-color paintbrush, her hairbrush, butter, whipped cream,… — Spider Robinson
- A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise — Jeaniene Frost
- I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? " - Tabitha — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card... — Jill Shalvis
- How can you tell if a woman is paranoid? You find her vibrator -- and it's wearing a condom! — Green Monk
- I like to see oral sex and manual sex and intercourse as foreplay for my vibrator sex. — Betty Dodson
- I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo — Snooki
- I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see — Jersey Shore