Spider Robinson Quotes

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• I'm going to live forever, or die trying !
• We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.
• Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.
• Information can't be put in any container that isn't leaky.
• Pain shared is pain lessened; joy shared is joy increased. Thus do we refute entropy.
• And there's this place called college! I mean, they want you to care, dig it, care about this education trip, and they don't care enough…
• Mankind is divided into two basic sorts: those who find the unknown future threatening ... and those who find it thrilling. The rupture between those…
• And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?
• The delusion that one's sexual pattern is The Only Right Way To Be is probably the single most common sexual-psychosis syndrome of this era, and…
• To all the Callahan's Places there ever were or ever will be, whatever they may be called — and to all the merry maniacs and…
• And I repeat: if there is anything that can divert the land of my birth from its current stampede into the Stone Age, it is…
• Euphemisms are for the differently brained.
• Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.
• You become uneasy with people in direct proportion to how many lies you have to keep track of in their presence.
• Librarians are like crack dealers when it comes to hooking small children.
• To be human : to strive in the face of the certainty of failure.
• It took me better than a quarter century to learn, the hard way, that hard work at something you want to be doing is the…
• Anger is always - always - fear in disguise.
• A beginning is the end of something, always.
• Now that I finally have the time for it, this web surfing stuff turns out to be as interesting and fun and addictive as you've…

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