Vibrator Quotes
19 quotes by 17 authors
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The best sex I have ever had was with my vibrator.
— Eva Longoria
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Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.
— Chelsea Handler
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She's vibrator dependent.
— Mojo Nixon
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Ain't nothing greater than an x-rater with a nickname like Vibrator.
— Snoop Dogg
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We did make use, from time to time, of candles, neckties, scarves, shoelaces, a little water-color paintbrush, her hairbrush, butter, whipped cream, strawberry jam, Johnson’s…
— Spider Robinson
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A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise
— Jeaniene Frost
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I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? " - Tabitha
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card...
— Jill Shalvis
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How can you tell if a woman is paranoid? You find her vibrator -- and it's wearing a condom!
— Green Monk
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I like to see oral sex and manual sex and intercourse as foreplay for my vibrator sex.
— Betty Dodson
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I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo
— Snooki
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I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see
— Jersey Shore
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I shake ur pussy's up ima vibrator
— Lil Wayne
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Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.'
— Samantha Jones
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If she thinks a vibrator is just a setting on a phone, she's too young for you bro.
— Cheyenne
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I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky.
— David Arquette
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The only reason women need men around the house is because we haven't made a vibrator that can kill spiders.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Ladies, Don't worry - if you haven't found the man of your dreams yet, there's always a vibrator.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Ladies : When you hand wash your vibrator it's like you're saying thank you.
— Nikhil Saluja
Who Wrote These Vibrator Quotes
17 authors contributed a total of 19 Vibrator Quotes as follows: