Vibrator Quotes

19 quotes by 17 authors

The best sex I have ever had was with my vibrator. — Eva Longoria
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person. — Chelsea Handler
She's vibrator dependent. — Mojo Nixon
Ain't nothing greater than an x-rater with a nickname like Vibrator. — Snoop Dogg
We did make use, from time to time, of candles, neckties, scarves, shoelaces, a little water-color paintbrush, her hairbrush, butter, whipped cream, strawberry jam, Johnsonâ€™s… — Spider Robinson
A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise — Jeaniene Frost
I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? " - Tabitha — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card... — Jill Shalvis
How can you tell if a woman is paranoid? You find her vibrator -- and it's wearing a condom! — Green Monk
I like to see oral sex and manual sex and intercourse as foreplay for my vibrator sex. — Betty Dodson
I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo — Snooki
I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see — Jersey Shore
I shake ur pussy's up ima vibrator — Lil Wayne
Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.' — Samantha Jones
If she thinks a vibrator is just a setting on a phone, she's too young for you bro. — Cheyenne
I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky. — David Arquette
The only reason women need men around the house is because we haven't made a vibrator that can kill spiders. — Nikhil Saluja
Ladies, Don't worry - if you haven't found the man of your dreams yet, there's always a vibrator. — Nikhil Saluja
Ladies : When you hand wash your vibrator it's like you're saying thank you. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Vibrator Quotes

17 authors contributed a total of 19 Vibrator Quotes as follows: