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Mojo Nixon has 20 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still The King.
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I can fall asleep at any time and wake up at any time.
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Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.
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Rave music sounds like an electronic disco version of '30s Universal monster movies.
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I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace…
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That's one of the problems with making music your business, it becomes a business. You're no longer just this kid who is…
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When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and…
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She's vibrator dependent.
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I love blacks and gays and latinos, as long as they don't live next door.
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People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that…
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She was lying like a loaf of bread. I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead?
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Elvis, heal me, save me. Elvis, make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light.
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I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? " - Tabitha
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Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card...
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How can you tell if a woman is paranoid? You find her vibrator -- and it's wearing a condom!
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I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo
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I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see
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