Mojo Nixon Quotes

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• Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still The King.
• I can fall asleep at any time and wake up at any time.
• Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.
• Rave music sounds like an electronic disco version of '30s Universal monster movies.
• I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace Corps kind of…
• That's one of the problems with making music your business, it becomes a business. You're no longer just this kid who is a fan and…
• When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of…
• She's vibrator dependent.
• I love blacks and gays and latinos, as long as they don't live next door.
• People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive.…
• She was lying like a loaf of bread. I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead?
• Elvis, heal me, save me. Elvis, make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light.
• Music Tele-Vision should be covered in jism.
• Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.
• Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O.
• National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.
• I love you more than the pool hall, but not as much as football.
• You only live once, so off with them pants. Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance.
• Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.
• I can't understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that's not religion, that's not helping…

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