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Vegetables Quotes by Fran Lebowitz
- Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.
- Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans.
- Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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