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Vegetable Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
- The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. The…
- A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts never do.
More Vegetable Quotes
- Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. — Ambrose Bierce
- In Barcelona, things seem so different. For example, I know that it's traditionally the least Spanish city, but you'd never know they… — Julie Burchill
- Microsoft has a new version out, Windows XP, which according to everybody is the 'most reliable Windows ever.' To me, this is… — Dave Barry
- I used to visit and revisit it a dozen times a day, and stand in deep contemplation over my vegetable progeny with… — Nathaniel Hawthorne
- They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet. — Timothy Leary
- One farmer says to me, "You cannot live on vegetable food solely, for it furnishes nothing to make the bones with;" and… — Henry David Thoreau
- There is no foundation in geological facts, for the popular theory of the successive development of the animal and vegetable world, from… — Charles Lyell
- The smell of manure, of sun on foliage, of evaporating water, rose to my head; two steps farther, and I could look… — Doris Lessing