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• My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
• I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights
• It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes
• My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings
• A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
• I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
• They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.
• I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.
• I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
• I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.
• I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.
• A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.

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