"Why tip someone for a job Im capable……" — Dwight Schrute

"Why tip someone for a job Im capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones."

Dwight Schrute

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