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Me Quotes by Jay London
- My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
- My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings
- A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
- I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
- They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.
- A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
- You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart,
- I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
- I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back…
- I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.
- You know what burns me? Matches.
- My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.
- I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling.
- I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough.
- People read me but they don't subscribe.
More Me Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale